best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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