Buhtt sex?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize