What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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