it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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