you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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