I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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