I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize