It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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