Are we in a gay sports bar?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I just want to make out with him forever
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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