did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
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