the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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