it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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