he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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