So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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