turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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