Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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