She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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