he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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