he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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