She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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