16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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