if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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