Porn is love you can see.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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