who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Porn is love you can see.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
NoShamevember. You game?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just want to make out with him forever
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
