she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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