hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Never joke about your clitoris.
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