My brain says no but my pants say off.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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