I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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