On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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