ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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