Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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