shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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