Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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