i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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