He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Swine flu. Run for my life!
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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