Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
What a dumb baby whore.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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