ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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