I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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