His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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