Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
cat food counts as protein by the way
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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