this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Someone signed my nipple.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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