i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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