she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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