wakey wakey hands off snakey
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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