I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize