What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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