Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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