I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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