Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
NoShamevember. You game?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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