You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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