Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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