Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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