So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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