Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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